Thirty-two years of EMS. Zero patience for bullshit. Holler at OGP

Lessons From the Bench SeatEMS commentary, education, and hard-earned field lessons from Mike Doss, the Old Grumpy Paramedic.

A word before we roll out

Climb on in. Slide over. Let’s talk.

This is the bench seat—where the real lessons happen, somewhere between the last call and the next one.

Fresh EMT, salty medic, fire-service lifer, or just nosy about how dysfunctional this job actually is—doesn’t matter. There’s room.

If you’ve spent any time around EMS, a firehouse, or a busload of drunk college kids at 2 a.m., none of this is going to faze you. If your whole life has been spent in polite company at your favorite house of worship… buckle up. This might sting a little.

It won’t always be gentle. It will always be honest, patient-centered, and told exactly like it happened.

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Field-tested perspective for people who still believe the patient matters more than the branding.

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Your affective skills don’t mean a damn thing if you’re a judgmental prick about who gets to have them.

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Mastery Before Advancement

If half your brain is still trying to remember how to do the skill, you do not have enough left to figure out what the patient is doing.

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